Just me and my sidearm, and I had no other alternative, but to blast my way out.AHHHHHHHHHHH! My finger, my finger! Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. Major Payne: I'm sorry Mr. ", Grumpella: "Oh, dry up, Twinkle Toes! I oughta change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne. Twenty-seven years ago, "Major Payne" graced the big screens with its theme of hope as Major Benson Payne, the lead character, struggled to instill confidence in young minds. Don't bust a boiler. The striking themes in the movie are loyalty, the essence of teamwork, persistence in hope, wearing a cheerful demeanor even in the most challenging times, having self-confidence, striving for personal improvement, and being prepared to make lemonade out of the lemons handed out by life. It's from my heart. https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. ), Grumpella: "Like I said: "No more engines! ", (Soon, Tillie has hitched herself to the Birthday Train with the toys on board, and she finally begins her adventure of pulling the train. ", Farnsworth: "I pull you?!" Sometimes, life happens, and it may be difficult to reckon with hope. ", Perky: "Well, he's not the only engine in the world. I can't see them! Do you understand sign language? ), (Tower ignores him as Georgia pulls up to him. This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by UsuallyOrganic. Web. Little Red Riding Hood! Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! Do you feel like there is too much going on in your life? | Source: Amodays, "They may not like me, but they will respect me." I hope I can. | Source: Amodays, "Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother." Perky feels the shock of the impact, and Tillie is forced to chug faster to get the Birthday Train out of here, but she feels the weight pull her backwards. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. ", (Back in the roundhouse, Jebediah is still asleep and next to him, Georgia already wakes up, just as Tillie passes her with Jebediah's milk train. ), Tower: "Rollo the Clown is loading now! [Tiger is convinced the Boogeyman is hiding in his closet]. Without them, plenty of loose timber beams fall into the river. Colonel Braggart, "Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice!" Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! Web. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. I will no longer refer to you as turds. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Emily: He's trying to show you some affection. ), Rollo: "Ha, nothin' to it!" So we gathered 20 quotes from the award-winning lyricist to help you inspire your greatness. Major Payne: From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say! Feel like I'm gettin' weaker, while Charlie's gettin' stronger in the jungle. --Jeff Shannon. ", Big Wolf: "You'll be" (howling) "Yip, yip, yip, sorry! *a puff of smoke comes out of her funnel*, Doc: "Hmmm, well, you'll be alright, it's just a bent sponger monger, but there won't be any mountain climbing for a few days. https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. Colonel Braggart, "Because he's six? And it was worth it! ", Doc: "I'm sorry, but I've got to get Georgia back to the roundhouse. [[Category:Script error: No such module "pagetype".s with short description]]Expression error: Unexpected < operator. Well, you may not be a fan of tough love, but this guy is. " Major Payne, "Break it on down! Where to today, boss? Listed on Dec 13, 2022 [Tiger nods; Payne unloads several rounds into the closet] If he's still in there he ain't happy! Squidward Tentacles is arguably the grumpiest character in Bikini Bottom. [Payne has fired rounds from his pistol that gets the cadets' attention.]. ), Tillie: *watching from a short distance* "Ooh, that sounds like the most wonderful train ever! Major Payne: What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon? ), in the train yard" (waves to Tillie, giving her the go ahead), (Tillie then leaves the train yard to collect the Birthday Train, as Chip catches up to her. Get down there and give me 25 crunches, and count them out." [Just then Major Payne arrives on the scene]. Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show. *he then takes off* Indeed not me, indeed not me, indeed not me! Maj. Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) lives, breathes and sleeps war. narrow if the individual does not have the right soft skills. (ranting) NO WAY, NO TIME, NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!" Choo, choo! Slap me thrice and hand me to me momma, that's awesome! (departs for the yard) I just can't do it, I just can't do it, I just can't do it" (chanting continues), (Shift to: Train yard, where Tower is dozing), Jebediah: "I just couldn't do it, Tillie. Georgia is surprised. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs. (realizes that Jebediah is still here), Handy Pandy: "To take us over the mountain. Get used to the sound of that word!" We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Enlarge this image. ", Doc: "Why not just flag down another engine? ", Jill: "It's worse than dumb, it's not even real. WHAT? Refined engines such as I should never get up this early. ", Tillie: *smiles* "Chip, have you been eaten those green worms again? *turns to Tillie* "Don't you worry, Tillie. Maybe no one's responsible. You're too little! Major Payne: What, boy? The Little Engine that could, Told by Major Payne Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle. I had just my sidearm. She was a happy little train, for she had such a jolly load to carry. You think that stopped the little engine that could? Major Payne, "What could be more important than having my boys winning this here competition? (flaps up then back down on Tillie's lamp with grunt), Chip: "Leave me alone, Tillie! ), (Just then, she sees a snow-covered train tunnel in the form of a scary monster. Richard barely falls off but is saved by Little Engine and Ace the Jet Plane. Chip hugs her smokestack, as Tillie looks ahead with confidence. Seven twenty-three hour days of fun and adventure. (Tillie and Chip cower.) Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. However, "Major Payne" focuses on crucial life lessons for building a strong society. ), Tower: "For Pete's sake, Pete! ), Farnsworth: *honking* "Hm, hm. . Read it. Payne tells Tiger his version of "The Little Engine that Could", and we understand why he is the way he is because a fellow squad member was nearly killed when they were outnumbered by the enemy during a battle. Tillie wakes up to hear Tower calling and yawns. At first, all seems safe. See full summary Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. Emily Walburn, "He in there? 24. Major Payne: Know this about me, Private Ass-Eyes! ), Rollo: *jumping on a Pogo stick* "What, who, why, where, when, how?! Squidward's grumpinessis probably relatable to many overworked adults. !..Hey AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!Heeeeey. Choo, choo! (Chip whispers something to her.) Can you read lips? If we get going now, maybe we can make it to a toy store in time for Christmas. I think you can. (folds her arms) "But, who's going to pull us? fuck off. Ships from Colorado Springs, CO. The Little Engine That Could (Hardcover) Published April 7th 2020 by Grosset & Dunlap. To date, it remains a classic and bedrock of several unforgettable quotes. Emily Walburn, "A bullet. Get used to the sound of that word!" Emily Walburn, "Well, thank you, Benson. ", (Then a pair of hands appear to pick up Handy Pandy, which is from a stretching doll named Stretch, who puts Handy Pandy in a car), (Missy, a ballerina doll appears and tip toes inside the car, which makes Stretch clap happily), (The toys finish getting ready, with bears moving balls, Stretch putting apples in a car wall bumping them with his bicep, a bunch of teddy bears putting toys in one car and soldiers marching in the car where the giraffes are located. Major Payne: You like a black man to handle things? ", (Tillie's coupling hook hitches onto Farnsworth's coupling loop. Major Payne: 'Cause we feel good in a dress. Don't all run at once. As of 0800 i am ur commanding officer. Wasnt until Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosive as the little engine was making his way across the tressel. Drug Lord{laughing}: You'd better give up, seor. Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. The bridge creaks under their weight and then collapses. (Rollo hears a horn in the distance.) *laughs through his horn once more*, Stretch:*stretches his arms wide, then back*"We aren't gonna make it! ive seen that part like ten times frekin hilarious. more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. " Major Payne, "Excuse me, what did you say? Major Payne: From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife. I recorded it with comcast digital box thingy. ", (Fade in: Grumpella and Rollo arguing on the tracks), Grumpella: "There won't be anymore engines! Major Payne: Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. Emily: Excuse me, what did you say? ), Doc: "You'll have your old chug back in a couple of days. ), Tower: *points to the roundhouse* "TO WORK! Major Payne: I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command! "On the other hand" (pulls a patch on his pants to get the water out of his pants), Missy: "Well, our engine has broken down, and the good little boys and girls won't have any toys to play with or good food to eat! Major Payne: Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm? 18 Jan. 2023. I have to go to the bathroom. ), (Pete sees them and hits his brakes to slow down and stop, this time with Rollo stepping out of the way. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. "With a very important printing press over the mountain." that story was great. Major Benson Winifred Payne: A squad that lives together, wins together! Major Payne: Ain't no need for name calling. If so, you may be dealing with haters. Major Payne turns to Alex, now having a newfound respect for him.]. [Major Payne grabs drug lord's pistol with his other hand and points it at the butt of the drug lord]. High up above the trestle, an eagle swoops down through the buttes and catches up with the Birthday Train. 80 Quotes on the Value of Self-Respect and How to Build It. ", Farnsworth: "What is the assignment that I shall do so extremely well? " Major Payne, "Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann." It's from my heart." ", Rollo: "I didn't think he was the right one for us anyway." *Looking at Grumpella and Jeepers* "I was just about to say that." India! Cadet Alex Stone. Major Payne: You like the way I handled them white folks back there? Tillie wakes up and nudges the snow off her headlight, waking up Chip. ", Pete: "You want me to pull you? These eighty quotes have all you need to regain your confidence and shake off your doubts. A large icicle hits near the tracks, almost destroying the train. Hell, I'm just plain ol' hungry. At 12/29/09 07:25 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: At 12/29/09 11:03 PM, sumidiotdude wrote. Next post . For its 90th anniversary, Caldecott Medalist Santat pays homage to the story's original artwork while giving it his own distinctive polish. Major Payne: I tell ya, ladies, you're the prettiest cadets under my command. Major Payne: A bullet. Major Payne: [After being discharged from the Marines] It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man. If you need a reminder of how amazing you are, here are 20 quotes to remind you of your worth and value. You'll get your chance. Do you know why you're here? Major Payne: Know this, pukes: We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! I don't wanna wake him up! Marine Private: AUGGGGH! That's where you'll find my sympathy! GET USED TO HEARING THAT WORD! Check out these quotes. I couldn't sleep all night! But after being honorably discharged from the Marines due to a lack of wars, Payne, the natural-born killer, has absolutely no idea how to cope in everyday civilian life. Major Payne: I guess I just had that one a comin' Well you know what ya'll got a comin'? could bring negative results for the employee or the company. ", Rollo: "Well, I ,eh, eh" *sees Grumpella with an annoyed look* "Yeah! Major Payne, "Don't push the 'maybes,' baby." Tillie feels exhausted, but she can't stop now. " Major Payne, "What do you want, Mr. *Suddenly looses his balance and falls on a panda named Handy Pandy* "Oops. The Little Engine That Could Finale | Major Payne - YouTube The Little Engine That Could Finale | Major Payne @Hoggie124 Subscribe 15 Dislike 0 Share Would You Fly To Paris For. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. Who's responsible? [Stone and Williams look at Major Payne. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can! Of course, that's what I'll do!" Prior Knowledge: Ask students to share their experiences with trains. *BAM* I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND!!! Listen, kid: Only this morning, I pulled a freight train" (We fade to a flash back with Pete in the city as a crane picks up a load from one of Pete's cars.) Quitters never, uh Well, they-they don't win! [the entire Madison Squad is collected after their brawl with Wellington and former Madison cadet, Dotson, whom Williams knock out cold as retribution to injuring Alex.]. (The camera opens on a book that opens to a picture ofThe Little Engine That Could. Ain't you never been married? Don't you feel dumb. | Source: Amodays, "My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne! https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars. Find your thing. ", (Tillie then rolls onto the turntable, which turns to Farnsworth's spot, allowing Tillie to back up to him. India! Major Payne's idea of a good bedtime story is to recall his worst battlefield horrors, and Wayans gives it just the right twist of comedy to put Payne's bullet-pierced heart in the right place--he's really just a good guy with an iron-clad exterior. Relax, it's just a dummy grenade. ), Eagle: "You're too little! Alex Stone: Because you are the one with the biggest tits! We're trying to talk! chugga chugga CHOO CHOO. You will note my emphasis on win! ! Die pig die.youll never take Major Benson Winniford Payne alive. Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School. WHAT? I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one.". Know this killin is my buisness ladies and buz-ness-is-gooood! Now, we've got a miniature choo-choo who thinks she can pull us! how do you top a comeback like this? 'Cause the hard reality is, I gotta get a job. it just works without effort. Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes, and lines from all your favorite films.
), Farnsworth: "What do you think you're doing? Cadets: I'm a bald-headed son of a b*tch without hair. I commend you. "Come on, guys. Major Payne: [While confronting a blind kid with his dog] You know there ain't no pets allowed on this here premises, Mr. His mission was to take some AK47s and a nuclear payload across the mountains to the 22nd battallion. The Three Little Pigs! The little engine brought the Birthday Train! "Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga toot toot!" This little engine's mission was to take some AK-47 and nuclear payload over the mountain to the 2063 Platoon. There's me! ), Tillie: *Hooks up to Farnsworth* "C'mon, Farnsworth! Woman, when I was six years old, I had a full-time job." It is a great read for anyone interested in fresh adaptations of classic Greek literature. So it helps to think of our lives in the same ways we think of fire. Major Payne Monologue (The Little Engine That Could) 4,256 views Feb 13, 2013 32 Dislike Share Save mitch salvaggio 12 subscribers This is me (Mitchell Salvaggio) performing a monologue. Script error: No such module "about". Don't all run at once. 18 Jan. 2023. I know it will! Not even when they climbed aboard the train, and popped out the eyes of the conducter, and blood and snot was drippin out of his eye sockets. Just a little place for me to post whatever i feel like at the time. You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf? | Source: Amodays, "You hold it, or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground! It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military. Major Payne (1995) "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers Now on the day I was born The nurses all gathered round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad Major Payne: What happened? Major Payne: I'd have to blast my way out. 1. Major Payne, "Actually, Sir, he is deaf." ", Rollo: "Uh it is my honor to say that is, I'm pleased to announce that it is time that we should uh", (As he performs his speech, a gang of baker mice run across the floor to one of the cars of the Birthday Train, as they carry Eric's birthday cake. A trained killing machine who seems to truly love his work, Major Payne (Wayans) is let go by the army and hired by Madison Academy to whip their junior R.O.T.C. *does a ballet pose but falls down* "What's the rush?" Spike Lee! Apparently, he had a little accident." ), Tillie: "Wake up, Chip." The Little Engine That Could. ), Big Wolf: "Turn back! ", Tillie: "My chance? Student: Their pantyhose is falling down. Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: Major Payne wiped out the enemy with extreme prejudice! ), Tillie: *looks at Georgia leaving with the birthday train* "I could do that." And I said, Bubba, its 30 miles to the nearest town, and unless you can flip upside down walk on your hands you aint gonna make it. All of the sudden, Charlie was all over the place. This little engines' mission was to take some AK-47's and a nuclear payload, over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. Trucks, wheels, motors. ", Grumpella: (complaining) "I knew it, I knew it! He is the author of a childrens book series entitled Nightmare Academy. | Source: Amodays, "I'm surprised, you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. Major Payne, "Got to earn my right to be called a man." The Little Engine That Could (A Bedtime Story) by Major Payne Sticker Designed and sold by MrTWilson $2.68 $2.01 when you buy 4+ $1.34 when you buy 10+ Finish Matte Size Small (3 x 3.9 in) View size guide Add to cart Returns are free and easy Exchange or money back guarantee for all orders Learn more MrTWilson Cardiff, United Kingdom Follow ), All: (singing)There's not a mountain that we can't climb! Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO. " Major Payne, "One, two, three, fourI love the Marine Corps. MAJOR PAYNE "Little Engine That Could" Clip (1995) JoBlo Movie Clips. (shakes off his snot) "Tillie, where's that milk train!? ", (Jebediah moves into the roundhouse with his empty train. She's enjoying her journey pulling the birthday train, while Rollo, Jeepers, and the gang are enjoying their ride. " Major Payne, "Come on, guys. ), Tillie: [chanting] "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. Pete coughs as he wakes up and then he spits out a piece of hot coal into a water bucket. Cadet Wuliger, "A squad that lives together, wins together! I looked down, and the little bloody nubbs where kickin'. Who's responsible? Relax. Emily: Major! Birthday train full of toys? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Major Payne: The ABC's Of Being A Positive Male Role Model? You have graduated to maggots! " Major Payne, Related: These 125 Self-Worth Quotes Will Remind You of Your Worth and Value, "Let me be more directthey hate you." The screen transitions to a view at crudely constructed bridges and a scary looking cave. I want you to read this book. more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. Needless to say, there was plenty of opposition. All: [singing]"There's not a mountain that we can't climb!, There's not a river we can't make it over!, There's not tomorrow that we can't find if we try!, (The entire train boogies along to the song climbing up a few hills leading to the mountain, where they make it to the first grade. *With a tear flowing down the right side of her face*, (Cut to: Jill and Eric's house, front yard), Jill: "Are you still dreaming? Major Payne, Cadet Alex Stone's quote: "Come on, guys. Major Payne: What's your damage, muscle head? (Lightning flashes above the tunnel as the summit rumbles before them. needless to say, there was PLENTY OF OPPOSITION! he was chuggin his way across the enemy line. Major Payne, "Major Payne, what are you doing here? "Major Payne Quotes." have any of you a favorite bedtime story? He is the author of a childrens book series entitled Nightmare Academy. lot of over 60+. Major Payne: Go on back to your bunk, son. Dr. Phillips: You're in charge of the green boys. ", Grumpella: (against him) "Easy for him to say." Basic man is cutting you discharge orders right now. THE LITTLE ENGINE IS NOW AVAILABLE AS AN ABRIDGED EDITION FOR LITTLE HANDS--THE ALL-TIME CLASSIC, RE-ILLUSTRATED BY THE CREATOR OF OTIS!. 18 Jan. 2023. I pull the likes of you? | Source: Amodays, "He's a little upset about this morning. Dr. Phillips: The green boys they wear those green 'tings. Break it on down! ", Jill: *smirks teasingly* "Ha-ha! troop into shape (they've come in. The Birthday Train ventures further into the mountain, passing a small waterfall and along a cliff face, where a flash of lightning appears. Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: I have to go to the bathroom! ), Perky the elephant: *rolling on a ball* "Oh, my!" Georgia then brakes to a stop, as her bonnetfalls down in front of her face. not even when they climbed aboard the train and Gouged out the eyes of the conductor, blood and snot drippin out his eye sockets. Major Payne: [Grabs the arm of Alex's stepdad mid-swing] You hit that boy again, Im'ma do more than salute you. It's slippery out here." Major Payne's Bedtime Story. ", (The camera fades in on Rollo calling out to Georgia. ), Mountain Cave: (demonically) "Too little. God, I'm hungry. *Uncouples from Farnsworth*, Tower: *looks at Tillie* "Stop squabbling! Major Payne: If he ain't dead, he ain't happy! Lula Mays baby boy, and he looked up and me and he said, Payne I cant feel my legs. And I said, Bubba, they aint there. And I looked down and them little bloody nubs was kicking. ", Georgia: "Oh, happy day! He was chugging his way across the enemy linechugga chugga, toot toot. ", Tower: "You really wanna do this, don't ya, kid?" Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! "Yep, I'd love to, but, uh", Jebediah: "But, my" (coughs, with a plume of smoke coming out) "Chug isn't what it used to be, and going over the mountain is too much for me these days. he was chuggin his way across the enemy line. It's a free online image maker that lets you add custom resizable text, images, and much more to templates. May 17, 2010. (He climbs on top of a rock to get their attention.) For 100 years - The Walt Disney Company and Warner Bros. ", Rollo:"When pandemonium is all around", Missy: [singing]"That's when you find out what it is you're made of. Ananthropomorphic switch tower, the boss of the railroad, wakes up peacefully. ), Eric: *smiles* "About the little engine and the toys it brings! Back in his book, the pictures show Tillie's challenges earlier that evening. The Song of Achilles, Madeline Millers adaptation of Homers Iliad is a 2011 novel based on Achilles and his relationship with Patroclus. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. | Source: Amodays, "He makes us squat when we piss. "You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, or dig in your butts without my say so. ), Grumpbella: "Ok, I'm coming!" [The entire drug cartel surrenders to Major Payne]. It's bad for our chug. Emily: No, actually he left. It's arguably only for Wayans's most ardent fans, but as a send-up of all the great movie drill instructors, Major Payne is painlessly enjoyable. Three! Major Payne: Then you hold it before I kick your ass back to Mayberry. ", Georgia: "But, Jebediah pulls the milk train. In DreamLand, Little Engine wakes up the control tower and a few of the . November! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer!" I know it will! See what we have here is a failure to communicate. Im ust a bald son of a b*tch without hair. Major Payne, "You look like the Pillsbury Dough-boy. Here are 20 quotes to give you some insight into the importance of living a balanced life. Major Payne Movie review by Barbara Shulgasser-Parker, Common Sense Media Common Sense says age 12+ Silly slapstick movie has some violence, salty language. There was a little engine that could. And if he's still in there, he ain't happy! that didn't stop the little engine that could. Emily Walburn's quote: "He's a little upset about this morning. In the tale, a long train must be pulled over a high mountain. Welcome to the house of Payne!" ", Chip: "Don't worry, Tillie. Made by movie fans, for movie fans. Col. Braggart: Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. Cadet Dotson: Let's go, let's go, giddyup, let's ride! The Little Engine That Could Paperback - Sticker Book, June 23, 2020 by Watty Piper (Author), George and Doris Hauman (Illustrator) 1,671 ratings Part of: The Little Engine That Could (21 books) Kindle $5.99 Read with Our Free App Hardcover $4.99 21 Used from $1.99 21 New from $4.96 1 Collectible from $15.00 Paperback | Source: Amodays, "Oh, that's my little incentive program. The story is used to teach children the value of optimism and hard work. ", Tillie: *smiles confidently* "It's no joke! Payne?" You stupid? I especially loved the part where he killed the boogieman in the closet with his sidearm. However, a loose boulder flows toward the bridge. Web. The 1995 film "Major Payne," directed by Nick Castle, is an adaptation of "The Private War of Major Benson," a 1955 rom-com. 32 pages. Relax, it's just a dummy grenade." Then his older sister Jill comes in. ", (The scene shifts to Georgia climbing up a hill and makes it to the top. This little engines mission was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload, over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. Major Payne: Directed by Nick Castle. What do you mean "real engines"?!" I just had it comin'! Is that OK with you Col.? the Little Engine. *Dashes out of the shed and races to Georgia*, *Sometime later when Doc makes it to Georgia*, Georgia: "Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot." ), Grumpella: *to Rollo* "Well, I told ya there wouldn't be any engines to pull us! ", Tower: *points at a freight train* "You see that freight train? *puffs smoke out of her smoke stack* "Toot, toot, toot! Perky is forced to jump into the next car, as Handy Pandy grabs his friend's trunk. https://www.quotes.net/movies/major_payne_quotes_7100. Did I know or what? You've only been out one week. Is a killin & # x27 ; machine, but the wars of the boy. I just had that one a comin ' weeks since I killed me a.... 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