Vince Noir: [referring to Nanatoo] I was getting quite a good vibe off her, actually. Howard: not as outlandish as they would have been if you had not you spent half the budget on your hair. The Hitcher: I'm bad juju! You're in this band as well! Howard: Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes and erm, winner get a, rake. Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. What's wrong with you? The Audience goes wild]. Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time. You're a French duke if I ever saw one. Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? It is a sound. Since I've already tried my hand at ranking all of classic Doctor Who, I figured I'd try ranking Boosh episodes - less daunting in the sense that there are far fewer things to list, but also tougher in that there are no "bad" Boosh episodes (classic Who, of course, being . Last edit on Feb 13, 2014 . Howard Moon: My hair just doesn't grow very fast. Ultra: Well, he better be. Spider Dijon: This is all like Woodstock all over again. 40 of the funniest jokes about Brexit We are alone now. Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. Vince: I write novels. Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! And then we got loped into tidying up! I'm really really looking forward to working with you and just working and being with you and things. 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners "The Mighty Boosh Quotes." mighty boosh 1. North Pole Native: That is an interesting story, but now we must eat. Read the entire The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 show script, https://www.quotes.net/show/the_mighty_boosh,_series_1_quotes_1042. Old Gregg: Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. I come fully equipped with a papoose! Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./ [chuckles] Yeah. Weve got to pool our resources. You got off with it Howard: Yeah, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down. Vince Noir: Come on, Howard, let's go, the egg's not 'round here. Dance around a bit, bob and weave O.K? Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. In the summer of 1976 on the way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt on the pavement. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheMightyBooshNanageddon. The Hitcher: Aagh! Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox. They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss. It was Chiko. Howard Moon: It isn't, okay? It was air-tight in there. Theres a simple truth to me., Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit., Vince: Imagine that! Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle/ Sitting in a tight place/ Laughing like a monkey arm/ Pulling like a China boy/ Carraway carraway carraway noise/ Boing, chika masala/ Boing, chika masala/ oh tooth tooth/ [suck in air] ! The Hitcher : Aagh. When we made love, it was for sixty minutes and sometimes, one hundred and eighty! Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. I'm not having that. Rudy Van Disarzio: I have had enough of this talk now. Most men would have taken the Pipe, not given it back. The Shaman Council assembles. POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Vince: Hey Naboo. Tweezers, matches, twine, geological hammer. What about the animals? Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. Vince Noir: Howard? Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. One man shall succeed. Do you remember? Do it again, and I'll come at you like a buzzard. Prepare to die, you prancing tit! Some call me Photoshop. Johnny two-hats. Howard: Having fun are you? But don't worry alright? Tony Harrison: [Dennis has just decapitated Lester Corncake] Dennis, you dinlo, what the f*** are you doing? Howard Moon: "The Face"? You know, never take the tundra lightly. Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! Wibble . The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. No one could get near that llama, but you Howard. Where are the bars and the women? He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Spider Dijon: What's it look like, this New Sound? Vince: I am getting it but am I really getting it? I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo. Saboo, you slag! Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/occult. Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Boosh, Boosh / Stronger than a moose / Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop / Stop, look around, take your mind off the floor / Cause the Boosh is loose / And we're a little bit raaaaw! NO! See this pocket? Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Working out to hot be-bop. It's fine. What goes around, comes around. It hurts. Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. The green shape, was frozen. Soup, soup a spicey. Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. "), and eventually he knocked Harrison off of their flying carpet at a high altitude. Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. The Hitcher: [telling the story of his giant thumb] I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of GIGANTIC proportions! There were loads of them on the front. Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives? Nanageddon. The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? But I'm gonna protect you boy. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. First appearing in The Mighty Boosh radio show on BBC Radio 4 in 2003, the character has since appeared in the television series (2004-2007) and live stage shows (2007-2008, 2010), as well as making guest appearances in other shows. You blind? I saw the mighty boosh last night and I laughed so hard I melted. I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. Naboo: Either that or I'll work in Dixon's, I haven't decided. Howard Moon: Don't get too close to the animals cos, they die. Will he get out? Saboo: Are you insane? Howard: I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd. Vince: Wait 'till you hear your introduction, come on [reassuring Howard]. It's all part of the ritual. You just killed the wrong geezer! Kirk is actually played by Dee Plume's nephew. But I dont feel offended, Amanda Abbington is too good for outdated comedy The Family Pile, Maternal could be the British Grey's Anatomy, How Ineos CEO Jim Ratcliffe made his money and if he could buy Man Utd, This week has shown Rishi Sunak is either an idiot or a coward, Do not sell or share my personal information. Vince Noir: What, you think it stays that length naturally? Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. Tony Harrison: I can't drive! You can't even reach the pedals, you cleft. [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! The Spirit of Jazz: Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove! Howard Moon: How dare you? Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles. The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that. It isn't small, it's the big one! You live with a couple of dossbags and an ape! Thug #1: Thing about Ricky is hats do suit him. Having broken out of the Zoo-niverse, vain jazzman Howard and 1960s throwback Vince are free to embark on new adventures. The Mighty Boosh Music 15 - Searching for the New Sound.mp3 2.61MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 16 - Alone.mp3 1.13MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 17 - Spider Lovin.mp3 1.49MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 18 - The New Sound.mp3 1.99MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 19 - Nanageddon.mp3 2.7MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 20 - I Love the Chosen One.mp3 532.13KB So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? 41 of Bill Baileys most gleefully funny jokes and one-liners We're the Piper Twins! You go near her with a paint brush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka. You havent seen my mate Howard, have you? From the Mod Wolves to the Tundra Rap, they give us some really catchy music as well as comedy. Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac? Howard: [Singing] where are you now Tommy. 31. Come with us now, on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh! You think it's going to be alright? An unusual haircut 2. Calm-a-llama down Calm-a-llama deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle sittin' in a tight place laughin' like a monkey arm, pullin' like a China boy Kara-way Kara-way Kara-way noise Boing ching cha masala Boing ching cha masala OOOOOOOooooo Tooth Tooth [Inhalation], https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=The_Mighty_Boosh_(TV_series)&oldid=2742077, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. I'm in there in the night, styling away. Can he get out? Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this? Howard Moon: HA-HA! You've liquified me, you slags! Howard Moon: No. Think of Johnny Thunders. . Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it. It is possible to get rid of Nanatoo with the mystical incantation, "Nana Nana go away, come again another day!". Vince: I thought it was good for you. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Ive got so much to give!, Vince Noir: Goth Juice The most powerful hairspray known to man. Turn around. Vince: [Recollections and flashbacks flashing on screen] All the images, what do they mean? Stronger than a moose! Tony Harrison: How dare you! NO? Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. C'mon. 17 of Ken Dodds most ingeniously funny jokes You proved your point, in song format! Saboo: The same beef every right-thinking man has: they are bullshit-munchers. Various: [Repeated line, while being killed hideously] A little to the left! 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